Romanian Grrrl
I am sitting on the stoop, my feet taking the sun on the cobblestones of my little apartment at Casa Baciu, a pensione near the center of Sibiu, Romania. I have been on the road with my best friend, Megan, … Read More
On Wilder, Death and the Anxiety Whore
Warning: A Small Rant Will Ensue Below I recently received some comments from a friend of mine in regards to my emotional response to the sudden death of Gene Wilder and they made me cranky. It went something like this: … Read More
Just Hangin’ With A Bunch of Caspers On Obon
Last night I was told I was officially an Okinawan. By my neighbor, Mika, who was, at the time, getting nice and drunk on the beer that I give out during every Obon Festival in my neighborhood. I think it … Read More
Tuesdays with Mamasan
I have, since I can remember, loathed Tuesdays. In high school I actually formulated a theory about the days of the week in two parts. First that Monday was actually a good day because you could start fresh, see your … Read More
A Rare Kind of Love
As I write she lays there, pressing her feet against my ass, eyes closed, on her back with all her most vulnerable parts exposed. I imagine her saying “I want you to paint me like your French girls, Jack,” because … Read More
Careful. This Plate Is Hot.
I could feel the heinous bitch vibes before we even pulled around the corner. Women have a sixth sense about these things. It might actually be one of our many supernatural abilities, to know when someone who loathes you is … Read More
The Comedy of Website-Making
As I sit in my studio, shoulders hunched over my laptop like some sort of Quasimodo of the interwebs, I am looking back at this last week or so, having literally wiped the sleep from my eyes, took a piss … Read More
Writing, writing, writing
I literally rolled out of bed and went to work today. The website is in the works, but evidently I have champagne tastes for beer budgets. Took several hours to sort out the excess I don’t need. I have the … Read More
Hello world
Today is amazing. After 15 years of not owning my name, after having to change my name as an actress in London, after not OWNING ME, with the help of my beautiful loves Jason and Ema I am now in … Read More